Oh Patron, you know I love you right? You were the first drink I ever fell in love with when I became legal to drink. I have had other affairs prior to you but they meant nothing. They all tasted like juice compared to the supple agave nectar you derived from. Oh the taste of your aged flavors dance along my tongue and smoothly drip down my throat leaving the sweet smell to linger in my mouth. After minutes go by and I have had all that I can handle from you after 5 shots, you firmly let me know who you are and what you’re about.
You are the one the opens me up and tends to extra life to my day but, you are also the one who have me becoming very intimate with porcelain when I’ve had too much of you.
Forever my love but I have to be honest lately I have been having an affair with Bombay.
I am sorry for this betrayal but, you have to understand this was not to hurt you but I was introduced and hooked by the first sip.
Please forgive for I will make this all up tonight to ring in the new year.
Happy new year mufuckas