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For the past few months I have been looking for a home to purchase.  I am growing up in the world and I clearly need to start doing grown up things.

At one point the “Cooking Channel” and “The Food Network” were the channels I watched religiously but now I have been stuck on watching “HGTV”. I am completely overwhelmed and filled with anxiety at the same time.

I, like so many other, first time home owners have a lot of expectations in addition to that bitch called reality. There are so many things that I want to do but I need to make sure that I don’t end up in the poor house trying to do it.  Only thing I can do is just hope for good luck in my new endeavor of moving on up.

Anyway on to slightly different info I have not had my back blown out in a minute and my level of patience is growing at an all time high. For a number of different reasons. Just to name a few, “regular dick” buddy decided to be an asshole just minutes after the new year, so needless to say I am not speaking to him. Also “birthday dick” buddy (I got dick from on my birthday, i.e Birthday Fun) is at a distance for the his reasons. It’s kind of amazing how a good couple of amazing strokes will change my attitude.

I have recently been offered some dick just recently but unfortunately I’ve had it in the past and it was horrible, and that’s me putting it nicely. I would rather be irritable and frustrated then take him up on his offer.

Although it had been only 13 days into the new year I still haven’t talked to “regular dick” buddy. I thought about just being the bigger person just to use him but unfortunately the relationship we have made me stop thinking with my homegirl that lives in my panties and stay using my brain. He was the asshole and once he removes his head from his ass I’m sure he’ll get his act together.

As for “birthday dick” buddy, he needs to get his shit together pronto. He has one last opportunity otherwise he will be like “regular dick” buddy who begged for 4 years to get the box until I it was available.

Clearly I don’t have a romantic love life just an asshole and a weirdo.

I seriously need to get my life together.

In baking news, I can see with the end of last year and my constant baking for new clients this year maybe exciting and filled with flour in the air. I couple orders have come in so far. Only time will tell how I wm able to grow and expand.

Until next time phuckers, hopefully then I will have had an attitude adjustment.

 
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Posted by on January 13, 2014 in Life, My Thoughts, News

 

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New Year, New You huh?

Happy New Year phuckers

I know I’m late but work has been a little busy, but hopefully all the Happy New Year,  resolution, fireworks and any photos that were taken on New Years Eve have come to a complete halt. By now everyone has been told to have a happy new year that should last them until the next holiday, MLK day on Jan 20th. 

Many people who make resolutions for the new year just make to say they did it but honestly why do you need yo make goals at the beginning of the year so you can start doing things.
For those people who clearly could have made changes anytime throughout the year but decided January 1st was the day tell them to sit their dumbass down.

The only thing I can wish for us to try and be successful in this upcoming year. I am not going to be like these other dumbass people who say “this is going to be my year”. People who say shit like that need to be slapped in the face with a gallon of milk.

Only thing you can do is just do your best and hope shit works out and when it does you can recap at the end of the year and say if was my year but don’t call it prior to it happening. You’re practically jinxing yourself.

On another late, seriously extra late pass, I just watched M. Night Shymalan’s Unbreakable and maybe it’s me but this movie sucked to an unbelievable degree. I now remember why I wasn’t excited to see our when it was released. I was only watching if because I couldn’t find the remote.

Random side note: I need some new music to listen to.

Another random side note: I wonder how would things be if people didn’t care or find the personal lives of celebrities and fake ass celebrities so interesting?

Oh well until next time

 
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Posted by on January 7, 2014 in My Thoughts, News

 

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Merry Christmas

I hope everyone was able to have a good holiday or if you don’t celebrate at least a nice day off

 
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Posted by on December 25, 2013 in Life, My Thoughts, News, Random Sh*t

 

Late News

I’m sure by now everyone is tired of eating leftovers in which there really shouldn’t be any after Saturday.
I know I am really late but better late than never so, Happy Thanksgiving. A day we celebrate how thankful we are that the English came over with diseases and guns and killed everybody that was here. Talk about something to be thankful for.

In other news,  I’m sure by now everyone has heard the news of sudden and tragic news of Paul Walker. I didn’t know him personally but despite my occasional evil ways, I am heartbroken about it. It was sudden and strangely ironic in his death. I’m not going to say much more because again I didn’t know him personally. I just wish his family is able to cope with his death.

I don’t know how well you all have stalking on the Internet lately to find out more news about what happened but there is a video of Tyrese grieving at the site of his friends death and there are people there just standing there not what seems as if to pay respect but to watch Tyrese cry. Seriously what the fuck? Why the fuck is it sooo necessary to record a person at the worst time. Why is it necessary to say “hey I got video of Tyrese mourning his friend, I great shit”? I don’t get it, I just don’t get it nor the dumbass people who felt it was important for us se another human being show emotion.

I not posting the video. I am going to admit I watched it because I thought he made a statement but he didn’t amdbyyt was fine. I didn’t understand why when he decided to leave people started to follow him. Nigga leave him alone,  clearly you don’t give 2 rat shits about the the recently deceased since you feel the need to follow this man to his car. SMH

I want people to use their brain. Use common sense.

The next time these pageant hoes are competing and they ask “what do you hope for the world”, they need to say “common sense from everyone, on a daily basis until they kick the bucket”, but I bet that the chick who says that get eliminated.

Let me chill out because the the dumbass people who don’t use common sense clearly get me angry.

Until next time.

Also R.I.P Brian Griffin the best cartoon dig out there.

 
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Posted by on December 2, 2013 in My Thoughts, News, People

 

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Birthday fun

Ok so my birthday has come and gone. I am 9 ÷ 243. I could tell you or you can do the math. Try to not use a calculator, this is totally simple math that anyone can do despite if you’re an expert or beginner.  If you can’t please return back to elementary school.

Anyway I was home alone for the weekend because my roommates had to go to a funeral. I was cool with it because I was able to play “house” without nosey niggas all in my business. So with me being alone I was able to get my freak on. It was alright, but the 4 play I got from someone else wss better.

I know that may seem like I had a 3-some or it was just confusing, but let me explain.

Ok old buddy I spent the day with, literally all day. He left a few hours before my birthday began and promised to return to stay the night. I received a call from new buddy which led to him singing happy birthday and me going to see him. Spent a little time together to which it led to him trying to give me head. So I was already for my plans with old buddy but didn’t want to be a slut bucket so i had to back away from new buddy although he was kissing me in all the right places that made it unbelievably hard to say no. New buddy has soft hands and lips and wanted to please me so it was hard to keep saying no but ultimately I had to leave. Not to say anything was promised to new or old buddy it was just strange position I was in. Look I’m a girl who occasionally has morals so that was the reasoning of my predicament.

After I left I kept thinking about new buddy and getting calls to come back but I didn’t.
Old buddy was waiting for me in which I had amazing sex with new buddy in my head while old buddy was physically enjoying it.

After I recapped everything the next morning I felt slight regret but that went away after I made plans with new buddy that evening.

To bring this story to a close I had really great sex with new buddy only thing is that it was less than 24 hours that I was with old buddy. Just 3 hours shy to have it be completely 24 hours.

So yes I was a slut bucket on my birthday but dammit it was my birthday.
I know some may not entirely agree but hey its how i felt.

Anyway that’s how I can remember this birthday.

In other news

* My job has laid off about 100 supervisors and manager’s so I need to stay on the good side; until I my baking skills are impeccable to my standards that I’m satisfied with to leave them.

* I tried making cake pops or cake balls and it’s definitely a trial and error process. The mixture wasn’t am issue it was the coating and getting the balls to stay on the damn stick once I dipped them in the chocolate. I figured out how after the 5th time (sticking them in the freezer for about 5 to 10 min) but I’m not entirely impresed. I may need to cover them with fondant. If i can get it right.

See you all until next time

 
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Posted by on November 20, 2013 in Life, My Thoughts, News

 

It’s the final count down

Alright so it’s November 1st and only 8 more days until the remembrance of the day I busted out of my mother’s vagina.

Also next week, just days before my birthday I will be making 84 cupcakes.
6 different flavors.
6 different designs.
6 different frosting.

Yea me!? I know all I want to do is bake and come up with awesome flavors but damn talk about give me a brief moment to breathe. The only reason I say this is because I have full time job that I work a 10 hour shift, so yhis whole 84 cupcakes thing seems like a lot but I am very anxious and ready to see the look when I deliver them.

In even better news in which sucks for me that Friday after I delivered all my cupcakes I will be traveling to my great aunts so that we can bury her husband tgr next day.

“The next day”, yes you read that correctly. “Wait?!? Isn’t that your birthday.” Why yes, yes it is.

Talk about celebrating your birthday, your life and the fact that you are alive to see another year and you are going to a funeral. Uhhhh AWKWARD.

Last year my phone was stolen and this year burying a man I don’t recall meeting. Oh well I am going for support of my aunt and I think that’s the best.

 
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Posted by on November 1, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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From Stan to Fan/Lupe Fiasco – Old School Love

Alright so I’m a huge HUGE Lupe Fiasco fan and I have recently changed my status from “stan” to “fan”.  I look at as if a stan is a deranged fan that love anything and everything that artist does and sorry that not me. It never was, well I can’t say that entirely because I would tell people to not talk shit about Lupe in my presence, but I wasn’t in love with every and anything. Some of his views differ from mine and hell if you ever heard him speak about political issues thats when many of them are different, but I’m not going to get into that now.

Some people can be honest and say “that song sucks” and still be a fan listening to the old shit and expecting something amazing for what maybe next. I look at those people as fans. For anyone that is aware of who Lupe is awesome for you if not go google him bitch (lol channeling Jesse, from Beaking Bad). What struck this conversation was the release of his new single Old School Love. I seen someone make a comment of “there was no new to sample just download”. Now I have no problem supporting music but sorry I spend my money for good shit not music that barely reaches the “ok” bar.
I’m sure many would agree and others not but if don’t why? Why should I spend money on some music my favorite artist put out and it wasn’t something I cared for?

I’m not trying to knock anyone who likes the song but some people act like everything is amazing sorry I’m going to blow smoke anyone’s ass and say the shit is good knowing that to me I could really give two rat shits about it, but hey to each is own.

Disclosure: Let me make this clear and known I am not hating. People nowadays have a hard time distinguishing an opinion from hating.
Sad you have to break simple shit down for dumbass people.

Here’s the new single. Listen and you decide how it is.

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2013 in Music, My Thoughts

 

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